{"meta":{"status":200,"msg":"OK"},"response":{"blog":{"title":"David\u2019s Log","name":"david","posts":4293,"url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/","updated":1369271833,"description":"\u201cMr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.\u201d \u2013 NY Observer","ask":true,"ask_anon":false,"is_nsfw":false,"share_likes":false},"posts":[{"blog_name":"david","id":51042056632,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/51042056632\/derek-you-know-what-they-have-here-lee","slug":"derek-you-know-what-they-have-here-lee","type":"chat","date":"2013-05-22 02:55:30 GMT","timestamp":1369191330,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"jfn0Q2e8","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybylYL-cu","highlighted":[],"note_count":162,"title":null,"body":"Derek: You know what they have here?\nLee: What?\nDerek: Tequila.","dialogue":[{"name":"Derek","label":"Derek:","phrase":"You know what they have here?"},{"name":"Lee","label":"Lee:","phrase":"What?"},{"name":"Derek","label":"Derek:","phrase":"Tequila."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":47910069720,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/47910069720\/rachel-maybe-you-should-get-some-real-workout","slug":"rachel-maybe-you-should-get-some-real-workout","type":"chat","date":"2013-04-14 00:47:41 GMT","timestamp":1365900461,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"de2V3juw","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyidgQNO","highlighted":[],"note_count":239,"title":null,"body":"Rachel: Maybe you should get some real workout clothes?\nDavid: Why? I feel like a karate master.\nRachel: In your Burberry pajamas?","dialogue":[{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Maybe you should get some real workout clothes?"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Why? I feel like a karate master."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"In your Burberry pajamas?"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":47287265990,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/47287265990\/david-i-love-you-rachel-is-there-anything-i-can","slug":"david-i-love-you-rachel-is-there-anything-i-can","type":"chat","date":"2013-04-06 17:07:58 GMT","timestamp":1365268078,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"b0EadDvW","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyi2Ych6","featured_in_tag":["LOL"],"highlighted":[],"note_count":932,"title":null,"body":"David: I love you.\nRachel: Is there anything I can do to make my battery life longer on my computer?","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"I love you."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Is there anything I can do to make my battery life longer on my computer?"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":47086676844,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/47086676844\/i-passed-the-test","slug":"i-passed-the-test","type":"chat","date":"2013-04-04 04:52:01 GMT","timestamp":1365051121,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"5Vw45Bca","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyhsbQji","highlighted":[],"note_count":516,"title":"I passed the test?","body":"Check-in: Would you like to upgrade to an Executive Suite for an additional fifty dollars?\nDavid: No, thank you.\nCheck-in: Sir, I\u0027m happy to inform you we have a complimentary upgrade to an Executive Suite.","dialogue":[{"name":"Check-in","label":"Check-in:","phrase":"Would you like to upgrade to an Executive Suite for an additional fifty dollars?"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"No, thank you."},{"name":"Check-in","label":"Check-in:","phrase":"Sir, I\u0027m happy to inform you we have a complimentary upgrade to an Executive Suite."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":46593893968,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/46593893968\/lee-im-embarrassed-to-say-this-around","slug":"lee-im-embarrassed-to-say-this-around","type":"chat","date":"2013-03-29 14:42:00 GMT","timestamp":1364568120,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"WYeFCWis","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyhPDcPG","highlighted":[],"note_count":264,"title":null,"body":"Lee: I\u0027m embarrassed to say this around friends\r\nDerek: We\u0027re not your friends\r\nDerek: That\u0027s pretty presumptuous","dialogue":[{"name":"Lee","label":"Lee:","phrase":"I\u0027m embarrassed to say this around friends"},{"name":"Derek","label":"Derek:","phrase":"We\u0027re not your friends"},{"name":"Derek","label":"Derek:","phrase":"That\u0027s pretty presumptuous"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":44421760276,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/44421760276\/david-is-that-how-you-spell-chilis-rachel","slug":"david-is-that-how-you-spell-chilis-rachel","type":"chat","date":"2013-03-03 02:45:33 GMT","timestamp":1362278733,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"V1tIjs5b","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyfNlaKK","highlighted":[],"note_count":240,"title":null,"body":"David: Is that how you spell \u0022Chili\u0027s\u0022?\nRachel: It\u0027s got a jalape\u00f1o.","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Is that how you spell \u0022Chili\u0027s\u0022?"},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"It\u0027s got a jalape\u00f1o."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":43806706124,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/43806706124\/david-glass-says-theres-a-90-percent-chance-of","slug":"david-glass-says-theres-a-90-percent-chance-of","type":"chat","date":"2013-02-23 15:36:30 GMT","timestamp":1361633790,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"zgzF3FsL","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyep5KdC","highlighted":[],"note_count":194,"title":null,"body":"David: Glass says there\u0027s a 90 percent chance of precipitation.\nRachel: It\u0027s raining...","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Glass says there\u0027s a 90 percent chance of precipitation."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"It\u0027s raining..."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":42903656501,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/42903656501\/zach-galifianakis-have-you-ever-thought-about","slug":"zach-galifianakis-have-you-ever-thought-about","type":"chat","date":"2013-02-12 04:50:30 GMT","timestamp":1360644630,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"c6tYwHyf","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybydzGTWr","highlighted":[],"note_count":942,"source_url":"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/40427c7af8\/between-two-ferns-oscar-buzz-edition-part-1","source_title":"funnyordie.com","title":null,"body":"Zach Galifianakis: Have you ever thought about changing your name to Christoph Breakdance?\r\nChristoph Waltz: I have.","dialogue":[{"name":"Zach Galifianakis","label":"Zach Galifianakis:","phrase":"Have you ever thought about changing your name to Christoph Breakdance?"},{"name":"Christoph Waltz","label":"Christoph Waltz:","phrase":"I have."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":40820532992,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/40820532992\/rachel-david-clark-is-being-really","slug":"rachel-david-clark-is-being-really","type":"chat","date":"2013-01-18 04:36:28 GMT","timestamp":1358483788,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"DIxbpBCu","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyc15_S0","highlighted":[],"note_count":191,"title":null,"body":"Rachel: David, Clark is being really annoying.\nDavid: Who\u0027s David Clark?","dialogue":[{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"David, Clark is being really annoying."},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Who\u0027s David Clark?"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":40228786549,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/40228786549\/anne-hathaway-hugh-was-doing-some-of-the-best","slug":"anne-hathaway-hugh-was-doing-some-of-the-best","type":"chat","date":"2013-01-11 03:42:30 GMT","timestamp":1357875750,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"hX50Jzc5","tags":["we love wolverine"],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybybTqf5r","highlighted":[],"note_count":155,"title":null,"body":"Anne Hathaway: \u0022...Hugh was doing some of the best acting I\u0027ve ever seen...\u0022\nDavid: Who did she say?\nRachel: Hugh Jackman\nDavid: Oh. I love him.\nRachel: Let\u0027s watch Wolverine!","dialogue":[{"name":"Anne Hathaway","label":"Anne Hathaway:","phrase":"\u0022...Hugh was doing some of the best acting I\u0027ve ever seen...\u0022"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Who did she say?"},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Hugh Jackman"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Oh. I love him."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Let\u0027s watch Wolverine!"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":39561619277,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/39561619277\/david-you-have-to-read-wool-and-tell-me-if-its","slug":"david-you-have-to-read-wool-and-tell-me-if-its","type":"chat","date":"2013-01-03 12:21:48 GMT","timestamp":1357215708,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"pwbtc4oM","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyas3cTD","highlighted":[],"note_count":205,"title":null,"body":"David: You have to read Wool and tell me if it\u0027s an allegory for Christianity.\nRachel: They\u0027re all an allegory for Christianity.\nRachel: Who taught you the word allegory?\nDavid: You think you can say a word to me a few times and I won\u0027t pick up on it?\nRachel: I\u0027ve got to be more careful what I say around you...","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"You have to read Wool and tell me if it\u0027s an allegory for Christianity."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"They\u0027re all an allegory for Christianity."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Who taught you the word allegory?"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"You think you can say a word to me a few times and I won\u0027t pick up on it?"},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"I\u0027ve got to be more careful what I say around you..."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":36725869439,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/36725869439\/theavocadobaron-i-dont-care-if-ryanair-was-the","slug":"theavocadobaron-i-dont-care-if-ryanair-was-the","type":"chat","date":"2012-11-28 06:51:00 GMT","timestamp":1354085460,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"bLWI6em4","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyYD24j-","highlighted":[],"note_count":117,"source_url":"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/videos\/comments\/13vd2g\/woman_gets_dragged_off_ryanairplane_for_having\/","source_title":"reddit.com","title":null,"body":"TheAvocadoBaron: I don\u0027t care if Ryanair was the only airline to fly to an all female Hogwarts-themed island where clothing was illegal, I still wouldn\u0027t pay another euro to O\u0027Leary after my experience with them.\r\nCptJackHarkness: Just out of pure curiosity, is there an island like that?","dialogue":[{"name":"TheAvocadoBaron","label":"TheAvocadoBaron:","phrase":"I don\u0027t care if Ryanair was the only airline to fly to an all female Hogwarts-themed island where clothing was illegal, I still wouldn\u0027t pay another euro to O\u0027Leary after my experience with them."},{"name":"CptJackHarkness","label":"CptJackHarkness:","phrase":"Just out of pure curiosity, is there an island like that?"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":36383714465,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/36383714465\/rachel-is-that-enough-gin-rachel-if-thats-not","slug":"rachel-is-that-enough-gin-rachel-if-thats-not","type":"chat","date":"2012-11-23 23:03:07 GMT","timestamp":1353711787,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"noaoYDjP","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyXuesoX","highlighted":[],"note_count":94,"title":null,"body":"Rachel: Is that enough gin?\r\nRachel: If that\u0027s not enough gin you can put some more gin in it...","dialogue":[{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"Is that enough gin?"},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"If that\u0027s not enough gin you can put some more gin in it..."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":36238746557,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/36238746557\/rachel-i-want-to-bring-people-on-our-honeymoon","slug":"rachel-i-want-to-bring-people-on-our-honeymoon","type":"chat","date":"2012-11-21 22:36:52 GMT","timestamp":1353537412,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"FpJF16U5","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyXl-sEz","highlighted":[],"note_count":576,"title":null,"body":"Rachel: I want to bring people on our honeymoon with us.\nDavid: Like an orgy?\nRachel: ...\nRachel: I don\u0027t want to marry you.","dialogue":[{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"I want to bring people on our honeymoon with us."},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Like an orgy?"},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"..."},{"name":"Rachel","label":"Rachel:","phrase":"I don\u0027t want to marry you."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":35075972444,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/35075972444\/they-also-cant-fit-in-the-same-plane","slug":"they-also-cant-fit-in-the-same-plane","type":"chat","date":"2012-11-05 21:22:12 GMT","timestamp":1352150532,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"T0yGJFtn","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyWgiDrS","highlighted":[],"note_count":204,"source_url":"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/todayilearned\/comments\/12o4x3\/til_only_two_people_at_kfc_know_the_secret_recipe\/","source_title":"reddit.com","title":null,"body":"cora7lin: [Today I Learned] only two people at KFC know the secret recipe of 11 herbs & spices and they are not allowed to travel together on the same plane or in the same car for security reasons.\nswedish-guy: They also can\u0027t fit in the same plane.","dialogue":[{"name":"cora7lin","label":"cora7lin:","phrase":"[Today I Learned] only two people at KFC know the secret recipe of 11 herbs & spices and they are not allowed to travel together on the same plane or in the same car for security reasons."},{"name":"swedish-guy","label":"swedish-guy:","phrase":"They also can\u0027t fit in the same plane."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":34168661379,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/34168661379\/katherine-going-to-10-downing-street","slug":"katherine-going-to-10-downing-street","type":"chat","date":"2012-10-23 16:08:09 GMT","timestamp":1351008489,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"F3AvoSxe","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyVqd6M3","highlighted":[],"note_count":38,"title":null,"body":"Katherine: Going to 10 Downing Street, please.\nCabbie: I didn\u0027t recognize you!","dialogue":[{"name":"Katherine","label":"Katherine:","phrase":"Going to 10 Downing Street, please."},{"name":"Cabbie","label":"Cabbie:","phrase":"I didn\u0027t recognize you!"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":34113789099,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/34113789099\/david-clark-pooped-out-a-whole-pair-of-panties","slug":"david-clark-pooped-out-a-whole-pair-of-panties","type":"chat","date":"2012-10-22 20:08:03 GMT","timestamp":1350936483,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"4Z0LaKtu","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyVnLnoh","highlighted":[],"note_count":103,"title":null,"body":"David: Clark pooped out a whole pair of panties last night.\nDerek: Those are probably ruined.","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Clark pooped out a whole pair of panties last night."},{"name":"Derek","label":"Derek:","phrase":"Those are probably ruined."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":33004361375,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/33004361375\/reasons-to-love-rian-johnson-8742","slug":"reasons-to-love-rian-johnson-8742","type":"chat","date":"2012-10-06 13:30:33 GMT","timestamp":1349530233,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"mC1PFZRK","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyUlDfQV","highlighted":[],"note_count":1223,"source_url":"http:\/\/sarahalyse.tumblr.com\/post\/32985807166\/reasons-to-love-rian-johnson-8742","source_title":"sarahalyse","title":"Reasons to Love Rian Johnson, #8742:","body":"Fans: Will there be a director\u0027s cut of Looper?\r\nRian: Yep. It\u0027s in theaters now!","dialogue":[{"name":"Fans","label":"Fans:","phrase":"Will there be a director\u0027s cut of Looper?"},{"name":"Rian","label":"Rian:","phrase":"Yep. It\u0027s in theaters now!"}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":32555015103,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/32555015103\/driving-to-richmond-airport","slug":"driving-to-richmond-airport","type":"chat","date":"2012-09-29 23:33:45 GMT","timestamp":1348961625,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"C2koK2D0","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyUKRXk-","highlighted":[],"note_count":209,"title":"Driving to Richmond Airport","body":"David: Does that store actually sell Segways?\nMarc: Yep!\nMarc: They rent them too.\nDavid: Pull over.","dialogue":[{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Does that store actually sell Segways?"},{"name":"Marc","label":"Marc:","phrase":"Yep!"},{"name":"Marc","label":"Marc:","phrase":"They rent them too."},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"Pull over."}]},{"blog_name":"david","id":31816453373,"post_url":"http:\/\/www.davidslog.com\/31816453373\/peter-david-peter-im-always-ok-with","slug":"peter-david-peter-im-always-ok-with","type":"chat","date":"2012-09-18 21:29:13 GMT","timestamp":1348003753,"state":"published","format":"html","reblog_key":"rSoQ4x0e","tags":[],"short_url":"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/Zx4ybyTeQ8pz","highlighted":[],"note_count":93,"title":null,"body":"Peter: david\r\nPeter: I\u0027m always ok with that\r\nPeter: I\u0027m TOO ok with it\r\nDavid: calm down peter\r\nPeter: NO","dialogue":[{"name":"Peter","label":"Peter:","phrase":"david"},{"name":"Peter","label":"Peter:","phrase":"I\u0027m always ok with that"},{"name":"Peter","label":"Peter:","phrase":"I\u0027m TOO ok with it"},{"name":"David","label":"David:","phrase":"calm down peter"},{"name":"Peter","label":"Peter:","phrase":"NO"}]}],"total_posts":267}}